This weird guy

One day while I was working a man entered my place of employment. He walked to where you order and began his order normally. Just as every other person. When his sandwich was ready for vegetables to be added it was passed to me. He started his vegetable order normally. He asked for extra onions on his sandwich. I gave him his onions accordingly. We started to talk and he told me he was about to go on a date with a stunningly beautiful young lady. I made a comment about the extra onions and he replied in a confident tone, "Gotta smell good for the ladies." In a slightly hick voice. I laughed so hard. As it was he got his sandwich with a 25% discount. Guess it really does pay to make people laugh.